wd40 9:15 Tue Nov 7
Viagra -talk to me
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Viagra -what does your mate think ?
My mate who just happens to be similar age to me states they are a god send for them over 60, but you must take them with water otherwise it brings on a massive headache and his doctors warned him not to be a smart arse and take 2 at a time as that will bring on a heart attack and he will die! but die happy maybe. anyway what does your mate think ?
Perverts the lot of you .
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Pee Wee
9:20 Tue Nov 7
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Texas Iron takes half of one
But that’s because he likes a little stiff
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,
9:23 Tue Nov 7
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My mate reckons that if your mate needs the help of viagra at just 60 years of age he has some physical problems on the go.
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riosleftsock
10:10 Tue Nov 7
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Many years ago, a mate of mine's ex was owed a grand by her dad for years (he lived abroad) and she came home with a bag of 100 viagra tablets in payment (the dad said they were worth a tenner each - they weren't!)
Said ex, decided to give my mate a chopped up tablet in his beer after a few, but luckily only gave him about a quarter of a tablet as she dropped the rest on the floor when she chopped it up with a carving knife on the kitchen worktop when she was a bit tipsy.
My mate said he went for a pee an hour later and started pissing over the cistern. An interesting night ensued apparently and he had a hard on for over three days that would not go away. And he also mentioned the crashing headache that took four paracetemol per day to get rid of.
I'm not sure I know that friend any more.
The story about how viagra was invented/discovered was amusing.
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stewey
10:21 Tue Nov 7
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I didn’t take water with mine and ended up with a stiff neck
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Texas Iron
10:23 Tue Nov 7
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Cialis is much bettèr...
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Side of Ham
10:31 Tue Nov 7
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Tex, is it true you were into 'stiffies' of a different kind?
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Come On You Irons
12:30 Wed Nov 8
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My mate got one stuck in his throat once. Had a stiff neck for weeks.
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Pee Wee
12:32 Wed Nov 8
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You must have one too if you can’t look four posts down.
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Briano
12:49 Wed Nov 8
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Best thing ever invented
Stops me from falling out of bed when I’m pissed
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lab
8:38 Wed Nov 8
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I took two instead of my sleeping tablets by mistake . I ended up taking 40 wanks .
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Browno22
9:03 Wed Nov 8
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Ooh, you're hard
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Pee Wee
9:46 Wed Nov 8
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Most on here have taken the viagra placebo.
They just think they're hard
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SnarestoneIron
10:00 Wed Nov 8
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riosleftsock 10:10 Tue Nov 7
I call bullshit, there is no way it lasts that long! Also, there still has to be some kind of sexual stimulation, so I'm really worried what he gets up to with toilet cisterns!
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BRANDED
10:26 Wed Nov 8
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Isnt this for gay boys who want to bum all night?
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Noah
11:23 Wed Nov 8
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Get those Viagra eyedrops. . They make you look hard.
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Side of Ham
11:25 Wed Nov 8
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Listen to Branded as he will know these things knocking about in Sohohoho well into his 60’s….
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Gary Strodders shank
10:04 Wed Nov 8
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A bit of an insurance policy if you want to be able to perform under pressure or after having a few.
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zebthecat
10:20 Wed Nov 8
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It works and it still works the following morning which is a nice bonus.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:30 Wed Nov 8
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Ginseng pills work a lot better without the side effects, which include mild nausea in my case.
In other words, I’m so hard I don’t need it.
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J.Riddle
10:38 Wed Nov 8
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Go easy....fracture and amputation are known side effects.
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